I had to get fingerprinted recently. The technician told me that although it is true that everyone's fingerprints are unique, making them a prime identification tool for law enforcement and otherwise keeping tabs on the general populace, a few people in the world have no fingerprints. These fingerprint-less people have a little bit of a rough time passing background checks for employment, etc., but other than that society leaves them alone -- this despite the fact that fingerprint-less people have every reason to exploit the weaknesses of the fingerprinted majority. Fingerprint-less people walk among us unnoticed, doing who knows what untold horrors. They are evil and they prey on the weak. They can't help themselves, it's just too tempting for them to wreak havoc when they have little to no incentive not to. If you ever are able to identify one of them, beware! Yhey will tell you whatever lies they think you want to hear. they pull the persecution card -- "different doesn't necessarily mean bad, bla bla bla." Don't listen to them! They can't be trusted! The fingerprint-less are god's mistake. Our only hope is to smoke these people out and lock them up, or better yet drown them at birth. Nothing else is keeping all those fingerprint-less babies from growing up and going on a stealth, murderous crime spree.
Monday, June 29, 2009
Fingerprints
I had to get fingerprinted recently. The technician told me that although it is true that everyone's fingerprints are unique, making them a prime identification tool for law enforcement and otherwise keeping tabs on the general populace, a few people in the world have no fingerprints. These fingerprint-less people have a little bit of a rough time passing background checks for employment, etc., but other than that society leaves them alone -- this despite the fact that fingerprint-less people have every reason to exploit the weaknesses of the fingerprinted majority. Fingerprint-less people walk among us unnoticed, doing who knows what untold horrors. They are evil and they prey on the weak. They can't help themselves, it's just too tempting for them to wreak havoc when they have little to no incentive not to. If you ever are able to identify one of them, beware! Yhey will tell you whatever lies they think you want to hear. they pull the persecution card -- "different doesn't necessarily mean bad, bla bla bla." Don't listen to them! They can't be trusted! The fingerprint-less are god's mistake. Our only hope is to smoke these people out and lock them up, or better yet drown them at birth. Nothing else is keeping all those fingerprint-less babies from growing up and going on a stealth, murderous crime spree.
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A wink and a nudge, and maybe a bit of fudge?
ReplyDeleteThis post makes me think. If a man had his hands replaced with a monkey, would it be like the simpsons episode where homer got snakes hair? Would you all of a sudden steal bananas, pick fleas of others and throw your poo? Just like Homer became a complete sociopath? Questions, so many questions.
ReplyDeleteI meant to say replaced with a monkey's hands. Not monkeys grafted to the wrist stumps, that would be just crazy.
ReplyDeleteOoooh so that's why truth-monger thinks you're schizoid!
ReplyDeleteI get it now.
Don't you think you're schizoid. Hey we have lots in common! Ohh by the way... guess what I am Truth-Monger. Ohh so sweet playing different people on here. Dance. Dance some more!
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ReplyDeleteBahh, you have to direct your comments, or my narcism kicks in and I always think its about me...
ReplyDeleteI am Truth-Monger though. And M.E. is most absolutely a schizoid. Not that there is anything wrong with that... I used to think I was schizoid, but I decided I didn't care and enjoyed myself one way or another.
ReplyDeleteKeep going though, M.E. Never stop, keep beleevving!!
Hey Peter, check out this forum:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.psychforums.com/schizoid-personality/
I think it will help you. I'm all about helping people.
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ReplyDeleteI didn't say it was full of clowns, candy and streamers now did I? I see what you are saying though. Most mental health sites are pretty full boring crap.
ReplyDeletewow im like soooooooo glad i have fingerprints!! Lmao...Then again i guess people learn something new everyday...i never knew people could be born with no finger prints...
ReplyDeleteThunderball aka "truth monger"....you are such a cheat!!! ha ha ha...you know im bi polar...you nosy through my thoughts and make me feel all dirty and exposed..... mmmmmmm ;)
No, unless you were joking Thunderball, M.E is certainly not schizoid. M.E doesn't actively try and distance themself, and even recognised the importance of social relationships a while back. A lack of empathy does not mean a lack of enjoyment for social activities. I am quite sure too, that M.E. would be easily capable of diagnosing themself, and since they haven't posted about it on this private blog, then I really doubt that M.E. really is schizoid.
ReplyDeleteNa, I wasn't joking. Forgive me for quoting wikipedia.
ReplyDelete"Many fundamentally schizoid people present with an engaging, interactive personality style. Such a person can appear to be available, interested, engaged, and involved in interacting with others; however, in reality, he or she is emotionally withdrawn and sequestered in a safe place in an internal world."
It's impossible to be correct about someone based off their writing. But, again wiki says it pretty good...
"First, what meets the objective eye may not be what is present in the subjective, internal world of the patient. Second, one should not mistake introversion for indifference. Third, one should not miss identifying the schizoid patient because one cannot see the forest of the patient’s withdrawnness through the trees of the patient’s defensive, compensatory, engaging interaction with external reality."
M.E. really does comes across as schizoid. Or maybe he doesn't and I'm trying to stir shit up?
The fingerprint story seems analogous to the sad story of how society sees sociopaths. Interesting!
ReplyDeleteThis is laughably ridiculous. Laughably. It's so dumb and naive it's seriously funny. It's like saying people with guns kill people. Or people who own knives stab people. Or smart people kill people. It's basically saying people equipped to do evil will do it. And so people do, but we weigh our options. We're all always equipped for evil. That doesn't mean we all choose the life o crime. Not everyone wants to be in the game.
ReplyDeleteI think if I didn't have fingerprints I'd use it to my advantage. Not to kill... more for theft purposes. I still think to be good at crime though; you must think like a criminal. To be the best; you must have skills. You can't just simply have one method of getting away with it. Forensic Science has come way too far, for fingerprints to be the only method of identity. There are other prints one leaves behind; science can detect.
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