M.E.: Oh, P thinks I'm crazy, like he knows what's up. He mentioned "serial killer." You're not concerned? I'm sort of concerned. Ha ha.
Friend: A little concerned, but what can you do
M.E.: So funny, because I have been completely normal around him. It's really very perceptive of him. He said, "When i first met you, I thought that you were really directionless. Now I realize it is the opposite, you plan everything. You're like a serial killer." I said, "P, how would you even know anything about me?" He said, "I have you 70% figured out. I learn more from what you don't say than what you do say. When you talk i just hear 'bla bla bla.' I feel like anything you say is more misdirection than anything else. Instead I choose to focus on your body language and other tells."
Friend: Your general demeanor does suggest subterfuge
M.E.: Ha, how?
Friend: in lots of ways
M.E.: Oh, he has always been creeped out by my super calm.
Friend: You tell people about a lot of your scheming. Your calculations that other people (i) never tell other people, (ii) never tell themselves, even, or (iii) never make
M.E.: Ha ha. So you're not surprised. Even given who I am, very few people have accused me. Most are surprised if I tell them.
Friend: Not surprised. A little surprised that he is the kind of person who would tell you that that is what he thought of you.
M.E.: He says he is a great judge of character and he is right. How right, he may never know.
Friend: A little concerned, but what can you do
M.E.: So funny, because I have been completely normal around him. It's really very perceptive of him. He said, "When i first met you, I thought that you were really directionless. Now I realize it is the opposite, you plan everything. You're like a serial killer." I said, "P, how would you even know anything about me?" He said, "I have you 70% figured out. I learn more from what you don't say than what you do say. When you talk i just hear 'bla bla bla.' I feel like anything you say is more misdirection than anything else. Instead I choose to focus on your body language and other tells."
Friend: Your general demeanor does suggest subterfuge
M.E.: Ha, how?
Friend: in lots of ways
M.E.: Oh, he has always been creeped out by my super calm.
Friend: You tell people about a lot of your scheming. Your calculations that other people (i) never tell other people, (ii) never tell themselves, even, or (iii) never make
M.E.: Ha ha. So you're not surprised. Even given who I am, very few people have accused me. Most are surprised if I tell them.
Friend: Not surprised. A little surprised that he is the kind of person who would tell you that that is what he thought of you.
M.E.: He says he is a great judge of character and he is right. How right, he may never know.
