Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Tell me lies

I've been amazed at the sheer amount of lying I've had to do recently with holiday parties, family functions, and work. I haven't had to be around people as much this past year, so my lying skills are rusty. Also I've been a little sloppy and unlucky, which means I keep getting caught doing compromising things, necessitating more frequent lying. For example, I have an odd habit of rifling through people's bathroom drawers. I did this recently at a party, certain that the sound of the music would muffle any excessive noise. Unfortunately my host was waiting right outside the door to use the toilet after me. Most people would avoid confrontation, but not her. She asked if I was looking for something. I immediately said no, uncertain of how much she had heard. When she gave me a certain look and I realized I was caught, I did a quick mental brainstorm for plausible lies and said, "You were out of handsoap." Luckily this was at least sort of true, true enough for her not to get angry at me.

Lying is a risky life strategy. The worst thing that could happen is to get caught in a compromising situation, lie about it, and then get caught in the lie. People get very angry at you when that happens, although everyone has been in that situation at least once in their lives.

Everyone has a unique relationship with lies/truth. I was emailing one of my exes recently about lying, an ex who happens to currently be in a volatile relationship with another ex. I said:
Maybe the biggest difference between you two is that sometimes you lie or give sugarcoated truths but other times you will just bluntly say important things that you think need to be said. In contrast, X will either be honest or refuse to say anything at all. This is a bad combination because you like and expect to be lied to for some things but want the truth for really important things (how you treat people) and X basically wants the truth all the time or silence, even if it means taking a break from the other person (how X treats people). Because X sometimes tells you the truth when you want to be lied to and you sometimes lie to X instead of being upfront, you both get upset.
I am not sure what my relationship with lying is. Lying can be very fun and exciting, particularly when lying to get out of a scrape, but it can quickly turn into a chore. The character Tom Sawyer learns through his fence painting scheme that "Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and that Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do.”

Sometimes I daydream about what my life would be like if I didn't have to lie all the time, where people didn't expect to have their ego massaged, or to hear a rosy take on reality, or they were just generally more tolerant of the diversity of human behavior. It would be nice to be able to tell the truth more frequently. I would love to be able to tell certain people certain truths with zero repercussions. I guess I could always drop the mask(s) and eliminate the need to lie that way, but I doubt I will ever take that step. As much as lying can be a chore, I think the pros outweigh the cons for now.

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  1. The opposite for me. I can create but I have a hard time staying in frame so lying is not an option. If I was amoral or not particularly empathic, I still wouldn't be able to lead a life of crime successfully because of this. But as a cop I might get away with being inconsistent falling back to rules whenever the lying doesn't hold.

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  2. i love getting away with a nice juicy lie...but generally i find it risky

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  3. I lie with and without reason in the real world, and I do it all the time. It's gotten to point where it actually feels odd to tell the truth, and I often feel a need to put a slightly different "spin" on the truth even when I am telling it. For me though, words aren't worth anything. Just because you make a promise, doesn't mean you have to keep it. What you do is the only thing that matters. The art of telling a good lie, is to tell it as though you actually believe the shit that's coming out of your own mouth.

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  4. Huh, that quote sounds a lot like me too actually. I lie all the time when lies represent the best or easiest course, and I tell the truth when truth is most beneficial. Just common sense...

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  5. I've lied for damage control reasons with my mother. But she always knows and then I'm accused of being a dishonest person. So if I tell the truth: I don't answer your calls because I can't stand talking to you and listening to your criticisms...then what? Or: I was busy with work and you're taking it personally...she just tells me I'm a liar. I think she wants me to tell her off so she can use it against me...don't know how to manage a relationship with her based on truth or lies. My therapist and I have talked about her a lot and he feels she's borderline. I think he's right. And after having the experience with the ex sociopath bf, I understand myself more and know that it's because I allow her to use me to create drama and chaos.

    So now I just stay away from her for the most part. That seems to be the only solution.

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  6. I’ve told so many small and large lies throughout my life that every once in a great while it gets hard to tell the difference. That’s one of the reasons I made self honesty my #1 value.

    This:

    Sometimes I daydream about what my life would be like… where people didn't expect to have their ego massaged, or to hear a rosy take on reality, or they were just generally more tolerant of the diversity of human behavior…

    will never be a reality. At least not while we’re alive. In a social world where most people habitually lie to themselves, conscious and deliberate deception is a necessary survival technique.

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  7. I lie to strangers. Sometimes I'll be in situations and I'll create an entire character to base my lie. But usually it's more fun to tell the truth and I never lie to people I am close too. At least, I try not to. Lies can be exciting but truth is powerful and painful. If you hit someone with a well placed truth, the results can run the emotional gambit. I rarely sugar coat anything. I say exactly what I see, what I think, and because I don't give a rosey hued version of things I am rewarded with this wonderful expression of bafflement and oddity. Truth can be just as manipulative as lies.

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  8. I lie when it's practical. Sometimes I tell the truth and make it seem like a lie to throw people off or make them paranoid of me, and then confronted with the truth, that their feeling was wrong, well it feels better than getting away with a juicy lie (most of the time).

    It's an odd sort of deception. It's almost a trust builder in the long run. When your social tells for lying are realized, and you use them to tell the truth, how will they know when you're lying or telling the truth? Not everyone is Eckman (thankfully).

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  9. Dudes, normal people can lie too, and they can do it very well and for the most part they do it for the reasons that you enumerated in the comments above and the ones in the post.

    It's all about intentions. What are the intentions behind the lies? That's what matters.

    Let me give you some examples. If you want to gaslight someone, now that's a sociopathic lie. If you want to get away with a crime and you are famous and the authorities believe you instead of the homeless guy who saw you do it. That's a sociopathic lie.

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  10. I lie quite often, but that is not my number one m.o. Generally, what I tell is true to the persona that I've created to fit that group. The persona isn't a lie. It is the individual that I truly become with those people in that situation. When lies are exposed or differences between character 1 and character 2 come out, I usually cover pretty well. I'm quick to point out that I get confused easily and that I'm silly and absent-minded. Say something over and over again, with a couple examples here and there, and people tend to believe it.

    This year, one of my students really entertained me with her lies. She reminded me of the salesman that sold Dexter his car. She'd tell a lie, I'd call her on it, proving it a lie, and without a blink, she would pivot to a brand new lie. No attempt to excuse herself, no attempt to address the previous lie, just a new one and a look to see if it landed. If it didn't, then lie #3, and so on and so forth. She really needs to get better at making one land than jumping around, because no one believes a word that comes out of her mouth now, but it was really neat to watch.

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  11. Maybe she will grow up to be a car salesman. :-??

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  12. You seem to chime in right after Grace a lot, Daniel. ;)

    "Truth can be just as manipulative as lies."

    Example?

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  14. Nice pictures GRK. How old are you now ?

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  16. "Truth can be just as manipulative as lies" ...

    This can happen in many ways, some of which are for the reasons TheNotablePath just mentioned above.

    If you want to get a certain kind of reaction out of people, you don't need to lie in order to do it. A well placed truth can be inserted and because the person knows it to be truth, the impact will be greater. You've affectively manipulated their emotions/stance/whatever.

    You can also evade lies by telling truths that don't directly contradict the lie.

    Truth and Lies are tools. You get what you want out of them. You can use the tool to support whatever end you try to achieve.

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  17. You seem to chime in right after Grace a lot, Daniel. ;)

    Dammit! The truth, ironically enough, given the subject of this thread, is revealed at last: Grace and I are one and the same person. Why else would I have been so nice to Grace so often? ;-)

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  18. Interesting subject.

    Who here thinks they lean towards the genetic psychopathy? Or who has inherited their psychopathy from the environment?

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  19. I really do think evil exists.

    When you look into half of you fuckers eyes you can see the devil himself.

    If a child at the tender age of three can cut a cats stomach out with a broken glass bottle then there is a malicious force at work.

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  20. I used to lie to my ex and to my mother. With the former out of my life and the latter deceased, I am free of lying and I tell you it feels wonderful. I never liked having to lie to cover actions that I felt were forthright, but I did it to keep down the dramatic reactions from judgmental people.

    To honestly own up to who you are and what you are doing is liberating, at least for me.

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  21. I get caught in lies all the time, but I find that to be a little thrill. Sometimes I flirt with my lie enough to try to draw attention to it, and hope that someone will try to best me. Life is a constant game.

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  22. I guess it's good to be a part of a community, even for a sociopath.

    When you are part of a normal community it's like all of the members are watching a fire, and you have to keep that fire burning if you are a member.

    In a sociopath community it's like we are all watching an empty place and we don't have to keep anything running, and we find that emptiness so damn interesting.

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  23. Who here thinks they lean towards the genetic psychopathy? Or who has inherited their psychopathy from the environment?

    I'm by no means a psychopath, but the lack of morals and emotional indifference I have are most definately learned. I haven't always been this way.

    I guess since they're learned traits I'm a bad person.

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  24. Good link no one. Always wondered why ethological analogies seem to be eerily profound, particularly among socially complex species.

    The play is learning and learning is survival instinct, always gets my moral compass twitching; Where a mother lioness brings a young wounded gazelle back to her cubs to play with and then rip apart.

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  25. Why is the world still extremely naive to psychopaths? It pisses me off.

    Serial killers,dictators fraudsters they are all around us but we still can't admit to it.

    Robert hare said that CEO's and politicians should be tested for these traits because of the general destruction that these people leave in their wake.

    You barely ever hear someone talk about psychopaths.

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  26. I never told a single lie till I was 21. I never needed to cos I never did anything wrong. I hated it if I was accused of lying when I knew I was innocent. It would really upset me. At least save your accusations for people who really do lie.

    It was very difficult for me to respect liars, I thought they were weak, weak because they didn't have the guts to own up to thier mistakes, even innocent mistakes. What is so bad about an innocent mistake? nothing.

    When I started to lie they were 'white' lies to get out of seeing people when I felt like being alone. I always felt guilty about it. It became a habit.

    Now I understand that lying is a tool, and I'm more flexible with my view on it. But, I miss my idealistic take on it, cos I still would like to live a life when I can just be myself and be accepted for all that I am.

    When you're a blank slate, honesty is easy. After years of life, things get more complex, and so does your capacity to lace truth with lies.

    So am I demonstrating the weakness I hated? possibly.

    Who knows. But i don't lie to hurt others, just to defend myself I guess. Either way, I'd rather put myself in the line of fire than lie. And usually do. But then, I'm not really a criminal. I'm just little ol' innocent me. ;) And most people know it. Oh, the beauty of a sweet reputation. Jealous?~

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  27. Plus the fact that i was getting fiddled with and raped from a very early age didn't seem to help either :/

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  28. i do tell tall stories on occasion. chronic boredom creates that.
    I don't do it with women, I do it with men, work colleagues who I know are interested in me but who I know are just wankers. Tall stories are good for deflecting attention from your true self, cos some people don't deserve to know your true self.
    I do own up to them, but by then, there's a mish-mash of stories that they can't keep track. They probably just conclude that I'm crazy, or hiding something. Who cares.

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  29. very funny notme at 11.09.

    I was never fiddled with or raped from an early age.

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  30. You know Grace was wasted mr. Birdick. If I had a secret identity that long I would've caused a lot of chaos.
    Lying is a art wasted on most of humanity. Most people lie a lot. I can tell when people are lying like I can see what color of shoes they have on. Most people are bad liars.
    When I am at work I talk to maybe close to fifty people a night in a club enviroment. Some brief exchanges, some long stories. Nobody there knows anything about me. They don't know my real name, they don't know where I live, and they don't know how much I'm making. They always ask and I just ignore the questions, like I do on here sometimes.
    Lies are precious to me. I followed a law of power in that I created my own image. I decided part of that image would be honesty. See, people expect a lie, because as I said people lie all the time. People expect lies, however, for silly reasons. People lie to get over, people lie to fit in, people lie to seem more grandoise, and people lie to fuck people over on their product. When you are honest about things that are stupid to lie about, and use selective lieing, you will take lieing to a whole new level. You have to choose your lies carefully. When you do the crowd will sware witness to the worlds most honest man.

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  31. I used to own up to the situation, for example when this guy asked me to suck his dick, i couldn't lie and get out of the situation, i actually did it. I sucked his dick. But that's just the old innocent me. :)

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  32. If a child at the tender age of three can cut a cats stomach out with a broken glass bottle then there is a malicious force at work.

    What about when a cat paddles a mouse until it dies slowly from dehydration/infection/blood loss, licks its paw, and then takes a nap afterward? :)

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  33. lol, notme. It's true. damn, honesty's a bitch sometimes.
    He was cute, so it was ok.

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  34. Somebody doesn't like you notme

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  35. I lie all the time... to just about everyone and it always seems like something petty but the lies are everything that I am to people. I lie so well that it takes me a minute to remember what the truth is sometimes... sure everyone lies but does everyone do it so well.

    I remember in English class finding Iago to be the character I most identified with in Othello... he lied for control.

    I just recently got caught in a lie... like today recently. For the past 8 months I have been dating 3 people (they all know each other - Thanks facebook) and caught me about 4 months ago (thanks bitchy friend who got drunk) but I convinced them it was all over and I was all "theirs" again. Today I lost it with a stupid password mishap... Damn you Facebook!

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  36. I will give you a recent example. I don't like using my money to invest. I like using other peoples money. A while back someone approached me on a new product that was becoming pretty popular. It wasn't new on the market, but it would be new for me. I had not touched it, because it seemed to have a small niche of people that would buy it and that doesn't suit me. I like fast money. This person just met me, but had heard a lot about me.
    We sat down and I got him a drink. He told me he had a lot of units to move, but he wasn't that good at moving it. He heard how fast I can get things out, and that I was one of the only honest people in the business. He offered to front me a large amount. I turned him down. I told him I didn't have a market for the product and that I didn't know him. I turned the trust issues onto him. I toldem I didn't trust people who hand out trust like candy. However, I toldem he could push the product in my territory since I didn't have the product myself.
    He tried for a while, but people would not purchase from him. They only trusted me. What he ended up doing was allowing me to judge the market for myself. He would ask people if they wanted it and people who wanted it would come up to me and ask me if he was cool. I would tell them no. I would tally the amount of people who asked me a night and add up what I would make a night.
    In a couple of weeks he gave up. He sent me a text saying he would front me twice the amount and again I refused this time telling him that I might go for it on a lower amount of obligation. It took about a month, maybe a little over to solidify everything........(1)

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  38. @anom 14, 2010 10:53 AM
    The "world" knows what is good but don't have the patience to earn it the right way. Ambivalent attitudes reflect the desire for instant gratification, projected definition of purpose, and neediness for leadership that the CEO traits you are referring to are most effectively adapted for.

    The subsequent focusing on that as the primary raison d'ĂȘtre, and the outrage and witchhunt on individuals or entities whenever systemic collapses or criminal acts occurs despite of the whitewashing, reflects the myopic irresponsibility of the people to blame psychosis rather than to see underlying flaws in the structures and analysis that purportedly safeguards general stability and practical needs.

    lss; no pain no gain

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  40. Most people are terrible liars. There body language and there tone of voice, makes it easy for me to see right through them. Whenever someone tries to deceive me, I call them out on there lie in front of other people to humiliate them. The only times that Im ever caught out on a lie, is when people have either proven me wrong, or when I've gotten my web of lies tangled up and contradicted a previous lie that I've told.

    I fucking hate Facebook.

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  41. In the end we came to a agreement.
    He called me every three days for four months. I had the money for it the whole time. I could have purchased it outright, but like I said I like other peoples money. Instead every unit I would move, I would keep the profit, and put the cost in a drawer. That way if there was a question of me dodging payments I could give him the money for any product gone, and the rest of the product back and he would look like a fool. Anytime he called I would ask him if he wanted it back. He would always say no.
    Finally it was all gone and he asked if I would put anything up front this time since it took me four months. I said no. I had already lined up a large clientelle in those four months, but I didn't tell him. He gave me the next units.
    I had the next batch of units done in a single day. Someone wanted all of it. I called him with the moeny within three hours of getting it. He was alarmed. It took me four months and now its taking three hours? He thought I must have been caught and turned grass. I told him if he didn't trust me he shouldn't deal with me, but my reputation for loyalty and honesty is something he could not question. I gave him the choice of being paranoid, or getting his money. After all if he didn't want to pick it up because he thought I was a grass then I would find a use for it. After all I could use it to invest in a new supplier. He went and got it. He was so nervous it was funny. He thought I would arrest him.
    After I left he texted me and told me that I was one of the most amazing people he met in this business. He has tripled my income this year.
    Last week I lost a package. I called him and asked him if there was a seperate package in the bag that I didn't get. I guess one was in a envelope which camoflaged in the bottom of the bag which was also white. the other was in a foil like vaccum sealed package, and was easy to see. It was way over the usual amount so I didn't see the envelope. He told me about the envelope and I was angry. That was a lot of money to lose. He offered to pay half and I felt better.
    In the middle of the week I was emptying the bin and long behold the gift bag was in amongst the rubbish. My girlfriend had thrown it away! I thought about not telling my new partner and keeping the money. Instead I called him and told him I found it. He was totally astonished. He said I am the only honest man in this business, and gave me twice more the amount than I usually have each week, and lowered the cost per unit.
    Let every piece of honesty, and every dastardly lie have a purpose.

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  42. if you're a sociopath, why would you go on facebook? Isn't that asking for trouble?

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  44. Huh what GRK? Was too distracted by Ukan's compelling story...

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  46. I like that story. Something for everyone. Bravo! May I ask who do you read for inspiration Ukan?

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  47. Fuck facebook and myspace. Even this site might bite me in the ass one day, but putting your business out there for everyone you know to see to me is crazy. I like to be anonymous. If I don't contact someone in my past there's a good reason. I don't want people finding me.

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  48. You would laugh but I used to read books written by leaders of insurrections and guerilla wars while I was in prison. They are not intellectuals by any stretch, but their knowledge of how to win power is unmatched. You can't argue with someone who has toppled a government.

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  49. GRK, anyone ever told you that you're the most unpleasant thing they've ever met? If I met you I would tell you.

    :) hugs and kisses xxxxx

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  51. Hmmm.. sounds like an idealist's list. How much did you buy into that? Care to share some titles?

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  52. "Let every piece of honesty, and every dastardly lie have a purpose."

    Yeah, that makes sense, but it's not a simple as that for me. There is a purpose behind many of my lies. I often lie to reach certain objectives but, I enjoy lying to people, I enjoy deceiving them. It makes me feel as though I have my own, private joke, that no one else is allowed to hear. This makes lying addictive.

    When I'm talking, actually conversing with someone, face to face about something not particularly important(smalltalk), it's almost as though I partially lose control and lose track of my own words, and I'll effortlessly blend fact with fiction. I'm aware of what I'm saying, but it's like words are just flowing out of me, as if I'm just listening to myself talk.

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  54. I used to do the same Misanthrope. What I use is based on the image I made for myself. It is not for everyone. I used to be known to violence and deciet, but I changed it when I got out. I wanted to go out for my own, so I decided on a new image. Everytime I'm honest with someone and they are surprised, I smile and shake their hand while saying, "I'm a man of my word." I emphasize my honesty. I always maintain the image I want people to see. I work hard on it. The thing is when I have to tell a lie, its to other criminals who are very keen. However, if most common folk say you are honest then who are they to question anything.

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  55. I'm fascinated by the fact that no regular commenters have had an angry response to the revelation that one regular (Grace) was an alter-ego of another (Daniel Birdick). Is this considered an acceptable practice on this blog?

    Also, it seems that there are varying levels of education and/or age amongst the commenters here. Would anyone be willing to share that information?

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  56. Nobody is going to tell you shit on a sociopath website you tool.

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  57. If they did it might very well be a lie

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  58. ...an acceptable practice on this blog?

    Lol! My educated guess? Anything and everthing above 2. 2 being the age when humans begin to mind process others.

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  59. "Nobody is going to tell you shit on a sociopath website you tool."
    "If they did it might very well be a lie"

    That is fine- I figured it wouldn't hurt to ask. I've seen individuals on this blog give out more telling information than that before, but yes of course, as the comments suggest today, they would most likely include lies.

    Is there no response to my first question?

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  60. Alas, my lady friend is at work right now, so I think I will have address your suggestion later on tonight.

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  61. GRK, what do you mean you're waiting for your parents to kick you out? I thought you lived with your grandmother?

    Demosthenes,Danielle Birdick and Grace aren't the same person.

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  62. Demosthenes, i don't think it's true that they are the same and if they are, who's to say they aren't both Grace?

    And besides, there's far worse to get peed off about, like GRK's existence on this planet. What a douche he is.


    secondly notme,

    'i'd suck his cock'

    was not said by me. cheers darlin'.

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  63. I love GRK. He is a lie in and of itself.

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  64. Little things, I don't lie about. My lies are huge and span years.

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  65. I think it's kind of funny that GRK came on to this blog, convinced us that he was an idiot, then tried to switch to the role of the intellectual,and now has made it abundantly clear that he is just an idiot. Everything he says, really is just meant for shock value, the problem is, it's not shocking at all.

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  68. Hey GRK, check this out after you done here.

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  70. GRK you have stolen my childhood pictures and I'm on to you. Nobody listen to GRK he is not who he says he is. Not even the pictures.

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  72. "Nobody listen to GRK he is not who he says he is."

    Nobody's listening to him anyway.

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  74. I lied a lot when I was younger. Mainly out of pride and to survive.

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  75. Asspie shouldn't you be at aspie world faggot?

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  76. 'Everyone wants my sex in here,

    agreed?'

    really, really not.

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  77. GRK, you're philosophically a pussy (gay). Now go out and learn to proove me wrong.

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  78. Hah i love how all you so called sociopaths go on the defensive when GRK mentioned he abuses animals.

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  79. Hey guys these assholes finally let me have access to a computer.

    How are yall?

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  80. good.

    are you in a ward?

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  82. lol, wanker.
    Hey get the link I posted for you?

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  83. Angry little Anon do you hurt animals when no ones watching? How about torture your Grandmother that takes care of you all your life?
    Or someone who's smaller that couldn't defend themselves.
    If so you are part of the tinnie pennie kingdom of GRK.
    If no,your just an ass.

    I vote for Aspie World, subject's unite.

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  84. I'm not offended. I also know why sociopaths torment animals when they are younger. Its because they have a need for power but do not have any means of getting it but violence. Violence is a cost. You have to learn to spend it wisely. That comes with impulse control, and for a sociopath it is very difficult. When you are weak you prey on the defenseless. If you get more intelligent with age, that will get boring.

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  85. This is what I don't understand. People come onto this site and play the "I abuse animals card" and somehow think that they're king around here, and that were supposed to be impressed. Abusing Animals is childs play. It's like going fishing, and the calling yourself a master hunter. Why don't you grow the fuck up, and move onto some bigger game? Fucking losers.

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  86. Lol grandma and defenseless animals. What a tough guy. You can't go the distance GRK. Maybe your scared of a challenge.

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  87. Oh yeah because your a bad-ass serial killer aren't ya Misanthrope.

    Get a grip fishing is nothing.It's in the same boat as killing for you're country anyone can be hardwired to kill.

    It's completely different when you are drowning animals or slowly cutting them apart and enjoying their pain that's sadism and it's an indicator that the child will rape or kill someone in the future probably for nothing just to see them die.

    It's a good indicator because now that i am older i assault people left right and center over small things.

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  88. UKan why would i take the risk?

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  89. I'm perfectly happy abusing grandma.

    I can get away with it and she knows not to tell her family or she'll be in for it.

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  90. GRK you are pathetic and so full of shit, but I wonder if you are too young to know how dumb you are.

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  91. Medusa shut the fuck up you're all talk.

    You're the only one i don't like around here the rest are okay.I don't think the others like you either.

    You're probably one of those borderline sluts anyways who got raped by their dad.

    You don't belong here sorry to break it to ya.

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  92. username usage and timing suggest persona

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  93. I must have some value to deserve such dislike. I am flattered.

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  94. Asspie what you honking on about?

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  95. You didn't even understand the point that I was trying to make GRK. Your either mentally retarded, or your just trolling us again. Either way, you're pathetic.

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  96. The only ones here i like are Notable and UKan.

    I read Notables blog and i really think he's legit and UKan is pretty funny.

    When i get into a position of power i will definitely give them a nice job.

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  97. notable is a deflection

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  98. GRK, you don't like me either, remember. Also, you are no golden anything. You are boring. Your posts are unenlightened, often contradictory, and nearly always dull.

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  99. But yeah when i take over we can send a death squad over to Misanthrope we can watch him beg for his pathetic life before we slowly execute him.

    Then his mom and sisters (If he has any)will be taken away and if they are decent looking we can use them as sex slaves (notme too).

    I can imagine it now it would be great doing all sorts of humiliating things to them.

    Kinda like salo (120 days of sodom) make them eat their own shit and force them to fuck each other.

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  100. "When i get into a position of power i will definitely give them a nice job."

    heh. And when I get into a position of power, I'll let you clean my house.

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  101. aspie is like the anti-GRK. His posts are always concise and often quite insightful.

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  102. My pathetic life? I'm not the one living with my grandma.

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  103. GRK... I actually dreamt about you last night. Bugger off :p

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  104. I think it's funny you call yourself a parasite when you are 17 and probably still in high school.

    As if it's so badass to be living with your parents/grandparents at that age.

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  105. GRK has no business here with adults. Don't engage him people, really. He needs to be out going to game rooms and school dances. He needs his first kiss for christ's sake. I don't like adolescents. I'm always afraid they will spread staff infection from their acne riddled faces.

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  106. notme you're so audacious.

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  107. thanks for the kind words pythias

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  108. If GRK was my kid I would have drown him at birth. I bet his old man wishes he had. It's not to late. His grandma should take him out with some of her pills.

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  109. UKan your answer at 2:18 was wise.
    If you get more intelligent with age that will get boring.
    Also if he's put in prison.

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  110. Cleopatra that was pretty dumb what you said.

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  111. Wheres that stupid hoe havan or whatever her name is.

    I wanna hear about how she got raped.Id probably get off on it.

    Notable she told you right? Let a bro in on it.

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  112. Great. Now the kid thinks he's somebody's bro. Really? Please.

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  113. Grk don't use my name. You are beneath me. If you want to defend yourself put it on your own. Prove yourself.

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  114. You all are so pathetic. Everyone is here because they are lacking somehting in real life. Your not here because your a sociopath. Your all here because your alone.

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  115. there's a docu. on assange on ITV right now. if anyone's interested.

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  116. Is this why you came here?

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  117. True life - The only reason i am here is because im bored and i want to fuck with people.

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  118. no this is why i dont stay

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  119. So you chose a site with adult sociopaths? I would go back to tormenting dumb animals and scared grannies.

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  120. I love those borderline sluts.

    They love me they want me to their father.I like how they invite my humiliation and abuse.

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  121. Clearly you have not had much luck with women.

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  122. I love it when guys finger my asshole

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  124. this guy is probably UKan

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  125. HA ha aha. I can just imagine some horny ass granny jacking you off hahaha....

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  126. And it's true my grandma touched my penis when I was younger and now I'm scared of women and their power.

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  127. Grandma should get GRK drunk on some of her wine and feed him a bunch of her pills. All she'd have to say is that he stole them from her and he'd be out of everybody's way.

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  128. Aspie I'm not frivolous. I thought you knew me :(

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  129. I have my dog lick peanut butter of my balls and around my ass hole

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  130. you didn't think that

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  131. You guys are being manipulated by a abused 17 year old

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  132. So you're British, notme?

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  133. nice try medusa...i know it was u and your granny

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  134. I did. I thought you knew my purpose.

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  135. He reminds me of leonardo DeCaprio's roll in What's eating Gilbert Grape.

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  136. Yeaaaa you're on you're own with that one.

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  137. UKan you are the dumbest sack of shit... I bet all you do is sit at your comp alll day

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  138. yes Misanthrope, British.

    i am an attention whore, but this guy takes the biscuit.

    reminds me of someone i knew...

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  139. Aspies are almost as dumb as down syndromes.

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  140. You love UKan at 2:51, but now he's a dumb sack of shit because he doesn't give a shit about you.

    You've got a tough road ahead of you in life, kid.

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  141. My armpits are itchy.

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  142. Medusa you were told before to shut your pie hole.

    That wasn't me who made that comment.

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  143. GRK you need some lovin' sweetie pie. what's your number?

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  144. Truth is, I'm very depressed. I have no friends.

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  145. '---------'
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  146. medusa you are so fucking stupid how do you function in life. i bet you get walked all over.

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  147. i can fix that for you GRK.

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  148. I don't think GRK would comment he has his own blog.

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  149. What? It's UKan? Here I was thinking that GRK stood for Gag Reflex's Kid.

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  150. i figued it out notable=Ukan=GRk=cleopatra=anon=notem=medusa=fagggggs

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  151. If it was Gag Reflex there'd be more evidence of thesaurus usage.

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  152. Maybe it's ME trying to keep his blog popular, lolz

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  153. I have negative comprehension of whatever it is that Medusa is attempting to communicate about my personage.

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  154. Someone sent me a hateful message to me and it hurts a lot!
    Someone that knows me quite well probably a close friend sent me an anonymous message telling me they hate me so much yet they don't even know me well. The things I go through everyday the stress telling me how im fake annoying stupid and big *** flirt when I usually stay quiet and I pretend to laugh most of the time cause usually I'm depressed. What should I do, shall i reply back if i do reply back what should i say? I'm crying cause this is the first time someone sent me a hateful message and the words in it hurts since i know its someone that i am very close friends with.

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  155. Case in point, Gag. You are allowed to write like a human without all the extra affect stuff. You might get more response.

    Human translation of your comment, for instance:

    "I don't like what Medusa said about me."

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  156. Aspie, you tell them that you're doing the best you can and that you hope they slam their fingers in a heavy car door.

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  157. I believe he did that one on purposs. If it even was him....

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  158. Medusa, it is an endeavor that I uptake with rigor due to the facts that I am surrounded by humanoids of lesser intelligence than myself except for in this place where I choose to speak well for myself. Do not persecute and crucify me for it. I am not your lord.

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  159. aspie...
    Fucking get over it you giant pussy.. Who cares what the fuck someone says about you?

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  160. Hot damn! I get to wear the hip waders to get through all the deep shit in here tonight!

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  161. Maybe but your still a pussy

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  162. But Gag, you are actually not speaking well for yourself. Your comments mostly get ignored, and not because everyone here is dumb, and not necessarily because you aren't saying anything worthwhile.

    I appreciate that you appreciate the art of language, but 'less is more' is a more accurate sign of intelligence than the use of arbitrarily bizarre language and syntax just for the sake of it.

    It's affect, and affect does not garner respect for your 'personage' or intelligence.

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  163. lordy lordy fuck me this is funny. I especially like gag's last two posts and aspie's.

    hehehehe

    i think notable and postmodern may have something to do with all this. Ukan ain't even in the building i'd bet. who knows...

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  164. Also you misuse a lot of words and grammar (not to mention HTML) in your attempts. It doesn't help your case.

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  165. If you are an aspie, though, I can let it slide.

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  166. Smartest thing you've said Medusa.

    This is why i get the most attention gag gets none and you're somewhere around the middle.

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  167. maybe but you are still a sloppy ass

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  168. so yeah im now bored and leaving but i am the guy......its none of you just some random dude

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  169. Very well Medusa. Let she who is without stones drive the first nail. I stand crucifying for all to look upon as I waiver in the lone breeze of Sodom, as a salt pillar.

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  170. I'm not here to stock up on attention, but thanks.

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  171. Gag reminds me of the freak who shot up virginia tech.

    Do you have an imaginary girlfriend too?

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  172. Random dramatic-sounding allegories in a blender of metaphorical inconsistencies, but okay, Gag.

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  173. i like gag, i think he nails it from time to time

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  174. An imaginary girlfriend too? Like yourself UKan? Hmmm I wonder. Last time I peeked under the coconuts the tits seemed real.

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  175. i do like gag, and that's despite the fact i don't know what he's saying half the time...

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  176. i actually think Ukan's been pretending to be me too today.

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  177. GRK you are weak. I broke you down while I was fucking stoned out of my mind, because you are simple. You are nothing. You think your powerful because you punch your pathetic cunt grandma, and your stupid dog but that is the only people you can take advantage of. You think people are shocked, but how can we? You are typical. My neighbor does the type of shit you do. You are a trailer park loser and you will be sifting through rubbish the rest of your life.
    You fucking worm. Your pictures are pathetic. The little boy who couldnt get his wheel for christmas. All your life you cried because your father negelcted you and your mother abused you. You cried because you couldnt do anything about it. You sat powerless as everyday was hell on earth. Now your splashing it all over here. Please save it. All I here is weakness. Some of us had experiences in life that made us stronger. For you it made you into a maggot wishing he could be as special as Ted Bundy. No, not you. You will never be anything people study or contemplate. You will be lost into the nothing of history as a loser.
    Aspie your retarded. Wake up. I havent been on here in a hour, and I certainly dont waste my time calling all the users bitches and cunts. I like to make big splashes.

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  178. UKan be from the Ukraine but the weather really keeps the gonads drawn up for safe keeping. That's why I'm such a miserable prick.

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  179. UKan doesn't strike me as particularly miserable.

    GRK, on the other hand....

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  180. ukan, your posts are all so long and convoluted... make some paragraphs will ya and save it for the shrink

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  181. Ukan, i'd like an e-cookie for guessing it wasn't you. But then, I believe little here.

    i still wonder if you were notme.

    you still hang around to call people 'retarded' though when they are in a rightful position to be suspicious.

    go smoke some more weed.

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  182. lol that was me actually

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  183. Maybe UKan needs to slap his peeps around.

    :)
    Grace

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