I thought about doing a special Halloween post about sociopathic Halloween monsters, but couldn't really think of any. Maybe Predator? Jason? Freddy? Dracula? Frankenstein (either the Dr. or the Creation)? The closest might be Hannibal Lecter or that guy from the Saw movie franchise, and of course Dexter, but I don't know how you could dress up as an immediately recognizable Dexter. Maybe I don't read/watch enough monster literature/film. Or maybe we're not so monstrous after all... Am I missing some?
I was thinking of going as a registered sex offender. You know, tracksuit, big unfashionable glasses, rapey moustache. Go door to door and give the whole speech.
ReplyDeleteThen I remembered that that would be a terrible idea and I'd probably be shot.
...or you could just go as a socialist Freemason.
ReplyDeletehitler would be a good choice.
ReplyDeleteLol at the registered sex offender. I think Hannibal is a good shot, the mask would be a hit.
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ReplyDeletePostmodern Sociopath said...
ReplyDeleteYou know, tracksuit, big unfashionable glasses, rapey moustache
lol.
...how about a priest, with a bag of lollipops? safer
Leave it to Medusa and Zoe, Socialism and Catholicism. The only fragment from the root of all evil missing is money. Medusa that's the second time I've heard you mention socialists and a freemasons in the same quotations. You have someone here pegged?
ReplyDeleteSocialist and Freemason is a throwback to an old post, wherein Ammy claimed to knew that a certain piece of literature had undertones of pedophilia because the author was a Socialist and a Freemason.
ReplyDelete*know
ReplyDeleteHow about Elizabeth Bathory?
ReplyDeletei've decided malignant narcissists are the biggest pains in the arse i'll ever have the misfortune to come across. if anyone will turn me into a murderer, it'll be one of them.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to be Dexter, just wear a short-ish red wig, khaki pants, and blue Hawaiian shirt for the casual look.
ReplyDeleteFor the killer Dexter look, black pants, the wig, a thin dark sweater and black leather gloves. A fake syringe would be a nice touch but that's probably get you in loads of trouble.
Hannibal the Cannibal wouldn't be too hard. Buy the mask at any Halloween show, through some gel in your hair and slick it back, and then buy a cheap inmate jumpsuit costume, color either blue or orange, depending on which film adaptation you're watching from the works of Thomas Harris.
Elizabeth Bathory would be fun, but you'd be explaining your costume all night.
Not that it's particularly sociopathic, but how about a U. S. Post Office employee with a gun?
ReplyDeleteI once went to a Halloween party dressed in my everyday clothes. When asked, I claimed to be dressed as a serial killer...they look just like everybody else. After all, who knew? The neighbors all said he was such a nice guy...
ReplyDelete+1 for Anon 12:39
ReplyDeleteThat reminded me of Wednesday Addams when asked what she was dressed as.
ReplyDeleteYeh, that's exactly what Wednesday Adams said:
ReplyDelete"I'm a serial killer. They look just like everybody else."
In that case, I should dress like Wednesday Adams. I think I might look quite fetching in a dress.~
ReplyDeletemichael myers...
ReplyDeleteWednesday.
ReplyDeleteOh, how I remember those movies.
Good times, good times.
I liked Lurch, myself. He was always so... Emotional.
Also, has anyone dressed as John Wayne Gacy? ;) I'm sure that one would get the most awkward appeal. Plus, you could always say you're "just a clown" around people you didn't want to know.
or captain spaulding
ReplyDeleteEd Gein in a "woman suit" would be a nice challenge.
ReplyDelete(Boo!)
ReplyDeleteHA! That reminds me... one time I was messing around with a FWB of mine and she tried to creep me out making a serial killer joke after we were done, and I softly said in her ear, purring, with warm hot breath, "I can't wait to wear you."
ReplyDeleteI think there were bruises. That night was sort of a blur...
Please, stop with the sordid details. Sometimes I have to ask that to my friends. I really, really don't want to know all that much about planet bed.
ReplyDeletewearing a puppet for Halloween is a good idea tough... either around the neck or on a leash...or several on a leash. I'm going to stop NOW too.
"I can't wait to wear you."
ReplyDeleteLols.
Pat Bateman if you have the looks to pull it off...
ReplyDeleteActually Wednesday said "I'm a homicidal maniac." Not serial killer...my nephew just got into thos kinds of movies and I wound up watching it today.
ReplyDeleteNow as far a a costume, the new Joker. In the nurse's outfit if you want to really standout.
what is an FWB?
ReplyDeleteis it this?
ReplyDelete"see 'friends with benefits' casual relationship implying no committment, but involving companionship (the friends bit) and some sort of physical element like making out, sex, baseball (the benefits). although rumored to be a myth, absolutely possible.
i don't have a boyfriend, but i do get to make out with my FWB."
Yes.
ReplyDeleteHardly a myth, haha! More common that you'd think...
ReplyDeleteReal FWBs, too, not just effin' buddies.
Well it's a myth in the sense that usually someone starts to have real feelings which totally fucks everything. Happens 99% of the time (hyperbole, as I doubt any real studies have been done).
ReplyDeletePersonal experience says that it's possible, though I do get sick/bored of people fairly easily so it's never gotten to the point of no return from either side.
ReplyDeleteWill that be the same as colourfull friendship?
ReplyDelete"Real FWBs, too, not just effin' buddies." - seems this one is more complete, broader.
"In that case, I should dress like Wednesday Adams. I think I might look quite fetching in a dress.~"
ReplyDeleteI smiled. If you did try it, did you look as candid as she does?
@NoteablePath
ReplyDeleteI believe you have inspired me to make further conquests. In fact, you have reminded me that there is, indeed, hope for the future of fucking with people's heads.
Thank you, Sir.
any of the u.s. presidents would probably do, present or past.
ReplyDeletei mean no insult to sociopaths by this. i'm sick to death of empaths and their endless mob behavior. this is refreshing change.
i like the hannibal lecter idea---he's definitely one of my idols.