Friday, November 12, 2010

Sociopaths in the news: Albert Gonzalez

This is an interesting (but long) profile in the New York Times of a hacker, turned government informant/consultant, who managed to continue his criminal activities under their noses. I'll include the excerpts that scream sociopath (or autism, really):
“He could be very disarming, if you let your guard down. I was well aware that I was dealing with a master of social engineering and deception. But I never got the impression he was trying to deceive us.”

Gonzalez’s gift for deception, however, is precisely what made him one of the most valuable cybercrime informants the government has ever had. After his help enabled officials to indict more than a dozen members of Shadowcrew, Gonzalez’s minders at the Secret Service urged him to move back to his hometown, Miami, for his own safety. (It was not hard for Shadowcrew users to figure out that the one significant figure among their ranks who hadn’t been arrested was probably the unnamed informant in court documents.) After aiding another investigation, he became a paid informant in the Secret Service field office in Miami in early 2006. Agent Michael was transferred to Miami, and he worked with Gonzalez on a series of investigations on which Gonzalez did such a good job that the agency asked him to speak at seminars and conferences. “I shook the hand of the head of the Secret Service,” Gonzalez told me. “I gave a presentation to him.” As far as the agency knew, that’s all he was doing. “It seemed he was trying to do the right thing,” Agent Michael said.

At his sentencing hearing in March, where he received two concurrent 20-year terms, the longest sentence ever handed down to an American for computer crimes, the judge said, “What I found most devastating was the fact that you two-timed the government agency that you were cooperating with, and you were essentially like a double agent.”

Gonzalez’s closest friend, Stephen Watt, who is now serving a two-year prison sentence for coding a software program that helped Gonzalez steal card data, describes Gonzalez as having “a Sherlock Holmes quality to him that is bounded only by his formal education.” Like the other hackers who would go on to form the inner circle of Gonzalez’s criminal organization, Watt met Gonzalez when both were teenagers, on EFnet, an Internet relay chat network frequented by black hats. Watt and Gonzalez interacted strictly online for a year, though each lived in South Florida. Once they began spending time together, in Florida and New York, Watt, who is 27, noticed that Gonzalez’s talents as an online criminal carried over into his life away from the computer. “He could spot wedding rings at 50 yards. He could spot a Patek Philippe at 50 yards. He would have been a world-class interrogator. He was very good at figuring out when people were lying.”

Like many hackers, Gonzalez moved easily between the licit and illicit sides of computer security. Before his first arrest, in the A.T.M. lobby, Gonzalez made his way from Miami to the Northeast after he hacked into a New Jersey-based Internet company and then persuaded it to hire him to its security team. The transition from fraudster to informant was not too different.

“I did find the investigation exciting,” Gonzalez told me of turning against Shadowcrew. “The intellectual element. Unmasking them, figuring out their identities. Looking back, it was kind of easy, though. When someone trusts you, they let their guard down.”

Indeed, no one I spoke with compared him to a gangster or a mercenary — preferred honorifics among hackers — but several likened him to a brilliant executive. “In the U.S., we have two kinds of powerful, successful business leaders. We have people like Bill Gates and Steve Jobs, who are the most sophisticated of electronic technicians and programmers,” says Steve Heymann, the Massachusetts assistant U.S. attorney who, in the spring of 2010, secured a combined 38 years of prison time for Gonzalez and his co-conspirators for their corporate breaches. “Then we have others, like the C.E.O.’s of AT&T or General Electric, who are extremely good in their area but also know when to go to others for expertise and how to build powerful organizations by using those others. Gonzalez fits into that second category.”

Gonzalez relished the intellectual challenges of cybercrime too. He is not a gifted programmer — according to Watt and Toey, in fact, he can barely write simple code — but by all accounts he can understand systems and fillet them with singular grace. I often got the impression that this was computer crime’s main appeal for Gonzalez.

But he also liked stealing. “Whatever morality I should have been feeling was trumped by the thrill,” he told me.

It seems clear now that Gonzalez didn’t mind betraying people.

When they pieced together how Gonzalez organized these heists later, federal prosecutors had to admire his ingenuity. “It’s like driving to the building next to the bank to tunnel into the bank,” Seth Kosto, an assistant U.S. attorney in New Jersey who worked on the case, told me. When I asked how Gonzalez rated among criminal hackers, he replied: “As a leader? Unparalleled. Unparalleled in his ability to coordinate contacts and continents and expertise. Unparalleled in that he didn’t just get a hack done — he got a hack done, he got the exfiltration of the data done, he got the laundering of the funds done. He was a five-tool player.”

[When sentenced] Gonzalez just leaned forward and peered straight ahead at the judge, as though — the set of his head was unmistakable — staring intensely at a computer.

332 comments:

  1. That footnote sounds a little sensational, if you ask me.

    If not a sociopath, he was probably some sort of conscience-deficient leader-type.

    I can just imagine Glenn Beck's response. "Cuban cyber-terrorist dupes United State Government! We must close our sea-borders using sharks with laser canons!"

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  2. My hero. (sorry P-Mod)

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  3. Nice story M.E. Gonzalez is the kind of criminal that I referred to in the other thread, the one I’d be tempted to exonerate if I were on a jury hearing his case.

    As for the profile itself, the moral of the story, boys and girls, is to never commit the same type of crime more than a handful of times (or if you do, switch your tactics to make it harder to track everything back to you) and ALWAYS have a get out of the country emergency plan in place ready and waiting the moment you suspect the jig is up.

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  4. In reference to what you commented on earlier Zwaq: zWaq maybe should read all the comments before stepping into shit. We already established what racism means. How is a black person refering to his friend as nigga racist? You don't understand black culture at all. Nor do you care to.
    I find it strange that the only complaint white people have against blacks is THIS. That they cant call us nigger anymore. WOW. I have quite a few complaints against white amerikkka believe me. One of them being the fact that every white person has one token black friend that is never around (Convienently) and seems to think that they can now call blacks niggers. Whats funny is I have heard this across the country from white people, and it's always the same thing. "I have a black friend." No you don't. Nobody but a uncle tom is going to listen to you disrespect their people like that. What I find rich is that you are flipping the whole script and calling blacks racist, because you can't call them niggers. How did you pull that off?
    Dont worry about what black people call each other it's none of your business. You think you can now tell black people how to refer to each other. Ok, yes massah. Now that you wanna stop calling me a nigger and you expect us to follow suit. Wrong. We flipped that word over, and white people are steady mad about it. White's cant use nigger. If you want to know why try slavery, genocide, and rape of our people.

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  5. So nice to see some feelings come out every once in a while. It makes me feel alive.

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  6. i think this post and the careers self-employment post of a couple days ago can be tied together nicely. prostitution is like this, for instance: if you don't want to get caught, the best way to do it is to be both discrete and self-employed. (it's also the best way to avoid the violence of an employer. but you also have to be sure you can take care of yourself.)

    it's not bad, if you get to call the shots.

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  7. At least you aren't on the African American band wagon. I found out the hard way in Florida that such a term is not universally accepted in the States.

    I think you're absolutely right, Son of Sam. We need to come up with a term for those lazy, degenerate and criminal blacks that fit negative stereotypes, and that also utilizes brevity. How about we take a more modern term that not only replaces the N word but can also be used to reference farts, crack-heads and homosexuals? Sounds like win to me!

    Boofer it is.

    What up, ma boofer?

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  8. Ty, Anon, it's nice to see my previous points make such an impact and be expanded. And yeah, if you're a boofer you should probably not try self employment. There's a special place in society for you.

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  9. i actually wasn't making a reference to the post at 9:43 at all. i was talking about the op, the one about gonzales and criminal activity. (i am, in fact, a prostitute. it's good profession if you like sex, aren't fond of attachment, and your clients understand you can make life completely miserable for them if any attempt to harm you.

    i was ignoring the 9:43 post because it didn't seem to have relevance to what was originally being discussed.

    what i will say, however: there's no point in being hurt by what anyone calls you. revenge is infinitely more satisfying than pain.

    (i have to go now. no offense intended to anyone if i don't respond to further posts.)

    --sula

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  10. Notable why dont you work on coming up with names for your own people.

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  11. lol Racism is flavor of the week.

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  13. My ~ key is being lazy, as is your grasp of sarcasm.

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  14. Ha, I told you the states was a racist place. I didn't just make it up.

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  15. If you dont want to be dicriminated against stop being the stereotype. It's plain and simple. Why should we pay for blacks to be lazy and sit on welfare. I think that's what they are meaning by nigger. The ones that speak ebonics and sit around on welfare. Son Of Sam you are just another typical black man crying about racism when it is obvious you are a racist yourself.

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  16. It seems like Americans don't really know to much about anyone except their immediate culture. I always knew about and read about Americans lack of knowledge when it comes to world politics, other languages, and other cultures. I was not aware that they were ignorant of cultures even inside their own country. This I think comes from the little money they spend on education. They are below some third world countries on the world scale. If we stay on this education cutting type of governemnt then Europe will become the same way.

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  17. And I suppose you know about the many microcosms of cultures inside of America, too?

    Watch out, that soap-box can get slippery.

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  18. Yoro it is you who is ignorant of OUR culture, which is funny because you call on US to save your bacon when theres a world war. In America there are niggers and there are black people. Like Obama is black. Some crackhead is a nigger. There's white trash and there's white people. George bush was white, and people who live in trailers are trash. It's not about race. Everyone here is equal. You just have to earn your way.

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  19. Path, you mastermind boofer, I was talking about P-Mod's video post and yesterday's thread.

    UKan, I'm not really a racist. Do you think we all belong to something special here? No we don't. If you do business with me and try to screw me over then you're treated just like everyone else who tried to screw me over (unless I was feeling rather creative that day). You cannot pull a "sociopath" card with me. You're NOT special. I'm not either. If you took your mind off racism and politics, both of which are meaningless, you'd probably enjoy the benefits. Just don't get so bored you have to meddle in my business :)

    As for me, I treat all dregs of society equal: Black, White, Hispanic. I don't care what race you are or how you feel about it.

    Racist Anon: Go get 'em tiger.

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  20. Im going to go out on a limb here and say that none of you go up to black people and call them niggers, which means you do this in privacy among your own people.

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  21. I hate opinionated generalizations so freaking much. They are proven wrong far too easily. If you want to be taken seriously, don't say stupid things about groups consisting of millions of people, because the counter-examples will step right up to prove you wrong.
    When you exaggerate your statements, a little switch turns off in people's minds, and they stop listening. However, if you merely wanna stir shit up and start an argument that wastes time going nowhere, then keep doing what you're doing. :o)
    ~Kevin

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  22. I don't think racism is a generalization, it's reality is evedenced by some people on this site.

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  23. Race whiners and anons trying to one-up UKan in the bad-boy sector? I picked I good day to be home, sick.

    Speaking of prostitutes, have any of you seen Lexx? I just started to re-watch the series. I saw it when it was first coming out but everything feels fresh and new.

    Bad. Ass. Show.

    Oh, and Son of Sam. The Great White Devil must be exterminated. Only then will you find peace.~

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  24. What is happening? What's happening?

    You guys are giving me a heart attack.

    Really. You're killing me right now.

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  25. Well now that we are all out of our comfort zone, let's talk about this hacker. He should have quit while he was ahead.
    I did like how he used everybody to hack for him, and didn't really do to much himself. I read about some other hacker that would con people out of their passwords and personal information to get into their corporate computers and take millions. I always thought hacking involved making crazy programs and typing away for days on end. There is a lot of opportunities out there to get rich.

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  26. He was a cracker and a social engineer, not a hacker.

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  27. That's exactly right UKan, now that racism and politics are not the subject we can start bouncing ideas. How about putting zero effort into hacking yourself when you can simply use a hacker you're blackmailing? Oh, damnit... The word black just keeps coming back up doesn't it. Beware, use a kike-betrayer like that spic Gonzalez and he's more likely to kill you than serve, or at least too borderline for comfort. (Having the balls to betray a betraying class of society should be a big clue)

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  28. Notable I don't have to dig around Youtube to find racism. Just open your history book, or switch on your xbox live.

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  29. Ok, we can stop now. I think I've proven my point that a lot of bigotry does in fact exist in the states.

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  30. Taking advantage of weak minds for your own ends is hardly something especially reverent, it's the sociopath status quo.

    Hackers (real hackers) are typically hyper-social online within their communities. All it takes is one or a few alphas with a vision of where to divert all that genius and energy and you suddenly have an anonymous army. It's probably similar to what's going to with Project Chanology, except a more comical and small scale there.

    It's a lot easier to unify people to strike against a common enemy than it is to agree on something proactive. Using that susceptible mind-set of temporary trust, he wrapped them around his fingers and had a good old time.

    You'd get less time for murder (sometimes). Seems a bit of a harsh sentencing.

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  31. Jedi Master Path, your mind tricks won't work on me. Only money.

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  32. Ukan said, There is a lot of opportunities out there to get rich.

    This is a good point.

    Gonzalez saw an opportunity and he ran with it. I also think a big part of it was the thrill of the game. He couldn't stop himself and he didn't have an exit strategy. Those were the flies in his ointment.

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  33. I don't recall ever saying why I attacked that someone, which race they were, or which race I am.

    Foolish, childish justification amongst the pack aside, I've never felt racist. I've never despised someone for their skin color or what god they praise.

    You seem to live in a Fantasy world, UKan. Mr. Big, bad, drug money collector in the racism-free UK. Tell me, how many hits off the peace pipe does it take for you to believe your own bullshit?

    For someone who apparently went to prison, you have little grasp of the necessity for segregation in hostile environments.

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  34. Notable Path:
    My mate and I and I were going about town, spotted someone with the wrong race in the wrong place, and beat him within an inch of his life.

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  35. Medusa:
    Alright, I just lost what little respect for you I had that you managed to squeeze out.

    Priceless

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  36. Wow. You even went back and deleted it. How dare you show a video of some obscure black ex-professor talking about exterminating white people, when you are actually out there exterminating blacks. This is what I'm talking about. Race whining? Come to my hood with that bullshit whiteboy. I'll send you on the Last Path.

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  37. Don't back track now Notable. You can't delete my memory the way you deleted some of your comments in the other thread.

    But really folks, who gives a damn? Racism as I defined it, the belief that one is superior to others primarily because of one's skin color, is intellectually lazy. It's a belief tailor made for stupid people. And complaining about whites, on this blog of all places, is a waste of time Son of Samuel.

    Just sayin.

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  38. This is too fun to be a waste of time.

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  39. As if I need to explain blood-lust to sociopaths. You don't need a reason to be violent. You just are. If you are hanging out with stupid racists, you let them fill in the gaps about what's going on inside your head, the same way you do with anyone else.

    Deception is key, and you're locked out.

    As far as race, both victim and assailants, too funny. Mr. High and Mighty "drug man" murdering his own pushers for the bottom line is giving me crap for beating the crap out of someone as a kid? Get real.

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  40. To come to the defense of the half-path UKan? I would have never thought it possible. Not that I disagree as stated, but most of us here believe our own bullshit and nothing else. That's what makes us us. <3

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  41. I never said I pushed drugs. Nor did I say who I push drugs on. I never said I was in the IRA. I haven't said I'm Irish, American, or Black. The sad thing is Notable that you are to busy blabbing on about yourself, that you have no idea that you are being conned on a constant basis. Everytime you open your mouth you look more foolish. You are easy. In a entire year that I have commented here nobody knows much of me. In the first comment you left we all had you figured out.

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  42. tell you right now..black womean are friggin smart! Especially in the sciences. I'm not going to put my theories as to why out there or here but it's obvious to me. My study group consists of me, my skin color can't get any whiter, three black women and and a white dude, very young kid..I think he graduated from high school early. It's just something I've noticed and I see it in the other hard science classes too.


    Grace

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  43. I can't stop laughing at these comment sections. This is one place I'm glad has no moderator. Other blogs are boring in comparison.

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  44. UKan = Cyberbully? Seems like a classic case.

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  45. UKan is quite good about keeping his cards close to is chest. All I know about him are the things we appear to have in common. Then again, one or both of us could be lying, or being otherwise deliberately misleading, about anything or everything.

    Isn't it fun to try to find truth when you have nothing to go on but points of light on a screen, children?~

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  46. I think that's all that really matters. The details are irrelevant.

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  47. Actually, none of this "matters". This isn't real.

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  48. If nothing else, UKan, I think you'd be a fun associate. It would be pleasant to do business with someone interesting, for once.

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  49. Your telling me. I deal with a bunch of imbeciles.

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  50. I'm all too familiar. Friendly people are especially problematic. Always giving discounts and "Oh, don't worry, I know you're good for the money. You can pay me later."

    Friendly people and idiots cut into my bottom line, which means more work for me. For obvious reasons, this is unacceptable.

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  51. Most of us here believe our own bullshit and nothing else. That's what makes us us. <3

    I think I'm just going to have that on repeat spam for now, unless it gets real again.

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  52. Thats why it's good not to have any friends, but a few reliable people. All these clients are just sheep. I don't do the pay me later. How many occupations do they expect you to have? Now I have to be a loan shark on top of everything else?
    People that drop prices devalue their product. I have more volume then my competitors at twice their price. That's because if you get it from me it's not a half ass product, ever. They will sometimes have even the same as me, but people trust me more. I think good business is about consistency. I think consistency is all about how well your reputation is and how you maintain your image. You will never get the right spots, or the right products if people think you are a coward, snitch, untrustworthy in general.

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  53. I dont know why you would print rubbish even once. <)

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  54. I reward the reliable ones, and they stay reliable. They move up a rung. On the other end of the spectrum, the chaff gets culled, and they lose my favor. Spot on about consistency. Hell, my regulars don't even blink when I tell them they'll be paying more. They know better.

    I think another important part of business is the role of advancement. If your employees don't think they can move up, or if they don't want to, they'll do just enough work to get their cut and no more. I don't want slackers. Slackers can be enticed by greener pastures. But show off your lieutenants as examples of what good work will get them, and every one of them will hop to.

    Some people can't be won that way, but it's more profitable to just be rid of them, anyway.

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  55. If you are hanging out with stupid racists, you let them fill in the gaps about what's going on inside your head, the same way you do with anyone else.



    Not Able to make his own decisions Path.

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  56. Olawd. I hope "NotAblePath" catches on as a nickname.

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  57. If you want to increase productivity you have to give them incentives. Giving them more responsibility is giving them more knowledge and knowledge is power. You don't want that as a incentive. You want to use that as a logical choice that you decide. Not neccessarily that they are the most skilled, but the one who can see they have more to lose going against you and/or sees eye to eye with your goals and accepts your leadership as being the one to get them there.
    I give people bonuses. It's the best way. What seems like a little of money to you is a lot to them. Just throw them a extra hundred when they sell so many units. Make it a number they have not hit, but one that is attainable in your experience. Once they hit that number the bonus will be pennies to the amount you make every week consistently. You gave yourself a raise.

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  58. I'm sure you never made stupid decisions a day in your life.~

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  59. I'm sure you make a stupid decision everytime you decide to wake up

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  60. the end in disaster business model

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  61. Poor TNP, Some people are just followers.(sheep)

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  62. Acne comment, much? May as well start 'yo' mamma' jokes while you're at it.

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  63. I certainly wouldn't suggest using advancement as incentive, rather having an environment that appears conducive to upward mobility. If everyone thinks they're stuck in the same spot forever, they won't want to work harder.

    As for knowledge... I'm more than a little paranoid, truth be told, so that's less of a problem. I put people through a lot of hell before they move up in any significant way, but things are arranged in such a way that there are a number of less significant advancement opportunities.

    Money's an especially useful driving force, especially with the economy as it is now.

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  64. When you make mistakes you find out what the weakness is and tighten it up, then you cover your tracks so people don't know you even made the mistake at all. Your arrogance is your weakness. I could tell the moment you walked in. I haven't given you peace because you left yourself so vulnerable I could not help myself. Your weak and you know it, regaurdless of what comes out of your mouth you know you feel like your nothing. You came to this site to be something, unforunately you are still empty. If I stopped fucking with you and let you breathe right now I know you would turn around and lick from my hand but I don't want your dirty mouth on my hand.

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  65. I never said I pushed drugs. Nor did I say who I push drugs on.

    People that drop prices devalue their product. I have more volume then my competitors at twice their price. That's because if you get it from me it's not a half ass product, ever.

    *laughs hysterically*

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  66. Everyone has incentives to work for you, mostly money, but some just for love. The ones that got love for you are the most dangerous, because they can become just as spiteful if they feel you don't treat them like a friend.

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  67. Acne comment, much? May as well start 'yo' mamma' jokes while you're at it.



    The only joke around here is you Not Able Path.

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  68. jesus christ gary, sometimes i just want to punch you.

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  69. UKan B Not Able PathNovember 12, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    Ok the name is permanent

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  70. YES. Permanent nickname.

    Lol, I have a great story about a laborer of love in my group, but it's probably only funny to me. God damn was she spiteful in the end.

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  71. Anonymous @ 4:49

    Is that you Daniel? (Not Birdick. The other Daniel.)

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  72. People that appear too strong get shot and their operation taken from them. Hollow men & women who appear as greatness make prime targets for anyone hollow and knowledgeable. This is especially true when it's common knowledge your society won't miss you, too hard to resist a fallen mask.

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  73. If you appear to weak you are a prime target. People mostly go for easy more than they go for more. Its not to say you won't have conflicts, but it allows them to become few enough that it is easier to deal with.

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  74. fuck ukan, how drunk are you? youre rambling

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  75. Its not for you to read, you knob.

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  76. Ukan be a hob-knobberNovember 12, 2010 at 5:10 PM

    fuck off

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  77. flexibility what?

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  78. I wonder if Notable has now become Anonymous.....lol


    A

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  79. UKan suck your own dick if you try, I know , I've done itNovember 12, 2010 at 5:12 PM

    yeah fuck off

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  80. @Anonymous 5:12pm
    yeah lol.
    hysterical.
    do you even understand comedy??

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  81. Exactly auspie. Adapt to the strengths and weaknesses to each person friend or enemy. Create a special you for everyone around you for when you are alone with them. Make it seem like what you are outside is a facade and the real you is when you are with them. Everyone can have a piece but nobody ever knows what the other is holding. If someone ever breaches that confidence you know who's untrustworthy and can know ahead of time that they need to be watched. There's no one rule to staying in the game. You have to constantly adapt.

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  82. Is that your attempt to get me back Notable? A unconvincing attempt to immitate me? I can do a better impression.

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  83. Anon 5:12

    Fuck off idiot.



    A

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  84. I'm watching Lexx and hitting F5. :)

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  85. slapping a mong.
    discuss.

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  86. My friend told me to reply to Anon 5:12, but it was Anon 5:14 I ment to reply to.



    A

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  87. ahh f5. when you cant be bothered to right click'refresh'. can't spare the fingers?

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  88. I always wanted to fit in with the other kids at school. The thing was I couldn't help but feel I was different, probably because they always treated me like that. I didn't want to be different I wanted to be cool and normal like them, but they used to call me retarded.
    One day I was walking home and they were waiting for me. I thought they were going to beat me up, so I curled into fetal position like my dad taught me. They laughed at me and asked me if I wanted to join their crew. I thought it must be a trick. Can this be? Me? Ill finally be somebody!
    They told me about this nigger patrick at school and how he was talking to one of their girlfriends. They said they had enough of these people in their school, so we needed to take action.
    The next day we beat patrick into a coma and I felt ashamed. How did I let myself become so pathetic as to just be a blind follower. The kid paid a price so I could be cool, but all I felt was uncool.

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  89. why bother? youre still not funny

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  90. let's all just fuck off.

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  91. @Not Able Path
    because you're a spineless cunt?

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  92. That's ridiculous slander. I don't know any black people named Patrick!

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  93. jerk, jerk, squee, gizzzzzzzzz!

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  94. hey guys!
    just been reading all this and im a bit curious. what is the notable path anyway? is it something you invented, or a reference to something else?

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  95. Wow, this guy is a total bitch.

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  96. i love you Notablepath.
    let's make babies.

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  97. Its a user on here that told everyone he hates black people and used to jump them when he was younger.

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  98. well that was very cruel. i guess im just not cool enough to be here. think about that while youre getting your ass kicked by the jocks monday

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  99. @ 5:29 - You've walked into a circle-jerk. Cover yourself with plastic or leave now.

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  100. UKan have my bum holeNovember 12, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    i don't think you can get pregnant like that

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  101. Oh! For the love of sweet Bukaki!!!

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  102. @5:32 i know. im currently running on four personalities

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  103. its 'bukakke'

    are you porn illiterate?

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  104. i love you guys!!
    xxxxxxxxxxxx

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  105. Oh, and ten demerits for using the word 'ashamed'. *munches more popcorn*

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  106. i did not know that. let's steal one and name him Ukan Not Be Able

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  107. Jesus. Is this going to require Coffee?

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  108. UKan/Son Of Sam/YoroNovember 12, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    My work is done here

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  109. Possibly. I might hit up the coffee shop before it closes if I'm feeling up to it.

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  110. make it yourself you lazy bastard. or is your mom asleep?

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  111. Ukan/son of sam/yoro

    is a small dick. i like big dicks.

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  112. Who let out the shit flinging monkeys?

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  113. Shit Flinging MonkeyNovember 12, 2010 at 5:43 PM

    We liberated ourselves!

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  114. On a lighter note, robot spammers have also hit SociopathWorld, if my RSS reader is to be believed.

    With such effective pitches as:

    "telecharger poker en ligne gratuit
    Poker gratis online"

    and

    "Jouer poker en ligne gratuit
    jugar poker gratis online"

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  115. i like big dicks and i cannot lie
    all you other brothers can deny ...

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  116. @ post modern wankbag 5:43

    yea
    really fucking fascinating

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  117. Yes, because your contributions have been absolutely groundbreaking. Bravo.~

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  118. agree with a lot of that but...

    "Make it seem like what you are outside is a facade and the real you is when you are with them."

    sounds a little fake and forced and planned... not flexible


    maybe just become what need be... not to fool them (for some purpose?)... but to communicate with them in a less stressful way that is effective on the fly

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  119. no one cares about your spam folder narcissist

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  120. yeah ukan looks good like that. i'd do those flying monkeys too

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  121. Post, I saw some of that spam in the comments a day or so ago. I think the original blog of M.E.'s was dated in September.

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  122. Aerianne: Yeah, one on Batman, and one on "Why I hate narcissists".

    RSS saves me so much effort. :D

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  123. Shit flinging monkeys are ok.
    It's the schizophrenic Anon's that are a problem. What they post only makes sense in their own minds.



    A

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  124. Aerianne,

    What exactly is the point of your blog? We have dictionaries...

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  125. Hi

    I've been reading this for an hour now and I have to say you guys are hilarious!

    You should all be on TV.

    I smell a sitcom!!!

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  126. "Mistakes You Don't Want To Make When Dealing With Me-"

    Sounds about right.

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  127. Hi Notable path

    i just read yourb log

    if you pull your head out of your ass and grow up, you might start to enjoy life. don't worry, we all go through this. you will grow out of it and things will get better. hang in there tiger
    xxxx

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  128. Oh my fucking christ there is sooooooo much bullshit in this thread I'm not sure how to wade through it without drowning.

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  129. That's what you get for plugging your blag, I guess, NotAble. :D

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  130. Medusa, I recommend using a respirator.

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  131. @Postmodern Auto fellatio 6:02


    your blog is no better

    pure pseudo intellectual masturbation.

    actually makes me want to slap you.

    especially the one about how you spent your birthday alone, but thats ok because you wanted it like that. Except you didnt, or you wouldnt have posted it. I didnt know whether to hug you or kick your door in and slap the living shit out of you.

    here's a clue fuck wit. Sociopaths don't publish the boring shit about their lives that no one else cares about.

    Wake up genius

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  132. That's what you get for plugging your blag, I guess, NotAble. :D


    OH NO PMS!., you spelt blog wrong.
    Does that now make you an idiot?

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  133. lol


    turns out ukan is son of sam and some other dude.
    ooooohh the twists are simply faith-shattering.
    i came here for truth and transparency god dammit!!

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  134. I told you to get a life, kid.

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  135. HA! THIS IS FCKIN HILARIOUS

    RUN RABBITS RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

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  136. Shit!!!

    PMS made a spelling mistake!!

    by his own rules that means the universe must have ended!!!!!!!!!

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  137. I thought "blag" was a blog that made you gag.

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  138. yea


    completely intentional.

    now wipe those tears away and suck it up

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  139. that was the most boring cartoon i ever read. ffs
    try harder

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  140. @Notable
    This thread denegrated unto a slanderous (sorry PoMo, libelous) exchange. I would just like to say I am sorry from the bottom off my hart. I love you and if i was a girl I'd have you're babies.

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  141. run rabbits = 1000 corpses = the guy that had a show down with the guy in the laundry room

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  142. I apologize. The doctors told us that if we let Anon participate in intellectual conversation on line it would possibly prevent the constant masturbation.

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  143. where are the groupies when you need them ey?

    too much fucking testosterone in this place.

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  144. he guy that had a show down with the guy in the laundry room??

    whats the reference??

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  145. @anonms daddy

    youre not kidding

    i lost wood four times already

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  146. Oh UKan, you make my heart sing. Come here you hairy, Irish man-beast and sit on Daddy's lap.

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  147. hey ukan

    it doesnt matter if youre not girlish, we could still try ????

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  148. im on top though obviously

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  149. is there gonna be bukaki or not?

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  150. Everybody is anonymous now. Lol. I guess no one is safe.

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  151. lol bukaki, you other Anons have ruined my good name. Happy blagging ya'll. I'll be back to enlighten you more later.

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  152. its bukkake

    get it right

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  154. you have all run and hid like trojans

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  155. buk-ka-ke...could you teach me?

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  156. yeah medusa

    goood luck with your scheme.
    im sure it will work, what withyou being related to donald trump (i've seen your photo. the resemblance is undeniable) just remember you owe us all for brainstorming

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  157. @anon 6:28

    anytime

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  159. Medusa, when you become a business mogul, I would fetch your coffee for you. I'm still humble enough to kiss the right ass;)

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  160. Now that you have admitted that I can get a cut

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  161. you'll kiss any ass that pays attention to you

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  162. You said fools and non fools to be clear and I can belong to either.

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  165. Okay, but I'd still ask if you wanted coffee when I got myself some.

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  167. Notable your such a coward. Now your trying to strike at random people as anonymopus because I stripped your name of dignity. Stop hiding you spineless bitch

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  168. @ medusa
    dont bother, no ones that interested


    @aerianne

    yea when youre getting it for yourself. whatever makes you feeel less like a slave

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  169. Sociopaths don't publish the boring shit about their lives that no one else cares about.



    Interesting.

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  170. it is interesting isnt it?

    i move that the name of this website be changed to narcissist world

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  171. I'm still here, with new popcorn and hitting F5, laughing away. *munches*

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  172. yea but we're laughing at you. we have read your 'blog'

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  173. NarcissistWorld indeed.

    *diddles herself*

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    but then aspie came back and posted this

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  175. i get annoyed when people print shit, cos it wastes paper. but youre paper free, publishing online, yet i still find it really really annoying

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  176. If you are diddling your self can you put pictures online? Unless you are really gross. Thanks

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  177. Is that, Shame that I'm feeling?~

    *munches*

    Coffee is sounding really good right about now.

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  178. @notable path

    say something interesting

    coffee is coffee. it doesnt matter how you dress it up

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  179. hey notable. what's your next blog post gonna be about? i like reading it.

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