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Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Hello kitty

A reader referred this blog to me from another self proclaimed sociopath. It has a few interesting entries. As always, I can’t be completely sure whether someone else is or is not a sociopath. This entry in particular however, humorously displays the thought processes of the lazier sociopath pretty well:

Here..kitty kitty

There's a cat stuck in the cellar. I wonder how many days it will last. I hear it every night mewing away. At first I thought it was a woman moaning or crying but no it was just a cat. I know the correct thing to do would be to tell the owner and have them do something but I owe rent and it's really too much of a hassle. I am the only one who can hear it, in time the noise will fade and when the smell kicks in, I'll let them know. For now though I just have to grin and bear the nuisance of having a dying cat in the cellar.

6 comments:

  1. Eh, I'm seeing mostly songs and poetry on that blog. The actual content is a bit lacking.

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  2. I understand you're a sociopath, but, the landlords may wonder why you didn't call them when you heard the cat crying? I personally am what you call an 'empath' and this saddens me, but I've read enough about sociopaths that I know you wouldn't care.

    You can't be changed.

    Your blog is fascinating because I would like to study the sociopathic mind.

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  3. Well unless you want your apartment to smell like roadkill, you'd best call someone who can remove it. It'd be much more of a hassle to inhale mummy putrification whenever you're inside.

    Then, I do have a weak spot for cats.

    Obviously I'm not a sociopath, despite what the idiot shrinks told me.

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  4. Cats are god, highest form of reptilian. Having qualities of night vision, stealth, seduction, hunting, navigation, and many others . Therefore become cat.

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